Guardian Girl

Long poos, long face

Posted in Fashion, Recipes, Uncategorized by guardiangirl on November 11, 2011

The final two days of pouting, quiff-sporting male model impersonation are nearly over.

Studio life

Studio life

Student life

Student life

Clothes rail, clothes horse – same difference. My quiff got a bit of performance anxiety when it saw the camera.

Lightning move

Lightning move

Lightning struck

Lightning struck

And today, a touch of the finger-in-the-electricity-socket. Just never got the hair right, did I.

The food was more successful. Yotam’s fishcakes came up trumps for Wednesday’s dinner and last night Dan Lepard’s bonfire sticks incited the oohs and ahhhs we missed out on by being fireworks night scrooges. That’s a naff analogy and a half. Oh the clevernessless Fridays of the weary blogger, tired of the sound of her own tone of voice.

Bonfire sticks

Bonfire sticks

Bonfire logs

Bonfire logs

You know I’m not talking about wooden logs, don’t you?

Never mind. All the tastiest dinners look like turds.


  • I’m very busy at work today so there’s not a great deal of time for drawing conclusions
  • Instead, please accept this TOWIE-style catchphrase, which I’m hoping will catch on: “Have fun til Mon”
  • It’s supposed to be a way cool way of saying “Have a nice weekend”
  • Doesn’t really work, does it

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  1. michelle kim said, on November 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    oh my god i hadn’t checked your blog in awhile and i just spent an hour laughing out loud. GENIUS WOMAN.

    • guardiangirl said, on November 11, 2011 at 6:57 pm

      awwwwww, I miss you too much MK.

  2. squizza said, on November 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Totes worked babes. Well Jel I can’t cook like you.


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