Guardian Girl

American idol #1-3

Posted in Fashion by guardiangirl on July 21, 2009

I’m condensing these three looks into one post because the first two were attempted while drunk and in no way resemble the intended outfit/photo, and the third was attempted while coming down with, if not swine flu, then certainly the sniffles, which is enough to kill a good deal of effort when it comes to a) dressing and b) posing. Hark at the fragility of the perfect lifestyle. You get a cold, you can’t be arsed. You drink some wine, you can’t be arsed. Or is that just me?

American

American

 

Idiot

Idiot

 

What does this prove about the attainability of the Guardian lifestyle? Nothing, it’s just a picture of me drunk in a Primark frock – but one has to keep the momentum going. Also I did enquire as to whether anyone had a few stuffed parrots I could borrow, but with no success.

Idol

Idol

 

 

Idle

Idle

 

Look, I’m not even leaning in the right direction. And I’m holding pussy willow to represent birds.

 

Brandon

Brandon

 

Random

Random

 

Hopefully my boss never sees this cos I’m standing on his chair.

Conclusion:

  • Time to raise the bar a bit I think
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  1. Cat said, on July 24, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Maybe I shall tell the boss you were standing on his chair 😛 naah only kidding. Besides he’ll probably get a new one in the new office, in the new location!


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